” I will visit her until the day that JOHNSON falls off”
“Gentlemen: Please do not miss out on this true GEM. Sultry, Passionate, EXTREMELY INTELLIGENT a true artist and expert at her trade. Professional, hygienic, a grand headmaster. I can go on and on but words cannot describe this lady. Harley Synn is the expediter of your desires. I will visit her until the day that JOHNSON falls off.”
“She is my muse, ever changing with a powerfully seductive innocence and curiosity .”
“Start at her short whimsical hair, which from experience could be any color at any given time, for me, it will always be red, for you something completely different. She is my muse, ever changing with a powerfully seductive innocence and curiosity that is Intoxicating. She is why music is made, poetry is written and the deepest love and the deepest loss can be conveyed into words.”
Mr. Staples 2018
"Holy Shit! Yo, I swear my legs won't work! Like, legs should work after that! I would be insane not to come back"
Anon Client 2018
"Holy Shit babe It was awesome seeing you! Hands down the best head I've ever had. I can't even drive yet my eyes are still crossed. You're sexy af. I'll see you Thursday Afternoon
"Omfg! I can't even begin to express how happy I am that I met you. You are absolutley amazing! I can't Thank you enough. You made me feel totally comfortable. And beyond that, you made me feel like no other way I've felt before."
Anon Client 2019